Unpublished - Response to Iran. AKA - If I were President
On their website, the Fox News Channel asked the question, "How would you handle Iran thumbing its nose at the U.N. deadline?" Here is my seven step response.
First: I would identify 30 - 50 nuclear threat targets and confirm their exact coordinates with at least three different intelligence organizations.
Second: I would use my best spyware to track Ahmadinejad's exact location.
Third: I would pick a time and place when I can confirm Ahmadinejad's expected long term presence at a place which offers minimal collateral damage.
Fourth: I would launch a series of Tomahawk missiles on Ahmadinejad's confirmed location.
Fifth: I would launch a series of Tomahawk missiles on the 30 - 50 confirmed nuclear threat targets with a coordinated destruction time within 10 minutes of killing Ahmadinejad.
Sixth: I would reach out to the new Iranian leader and ask him to discuss the unconditional dismantlement of Iran's nuclear program.
Seventh: I would repeat steps one through six until Iran is in full compliance with my no-nukes policy.
So when are you running for political office? So far, what I've read, I like. :)
Posted by: lawyerchik1 | October 31, 2006 at 12:55 PM